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Stumbleupon Review The pun is mightier than the sword    Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, wiggle rear end, sneak, sneak, sneak, pounce    There are no old jokes, only old audiences   What did I say that sounds like "Tell me about your life?"   … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What sexually transmitted disease can you get from a hand puppet? The clap   No one knows the exact age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better    I have always wished that my … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Renaissance is feudal. Prepare to be anachronated. THEY'RE LYING   When I was your age, Michael Jackson was black Humanists do it with people I went to Iraq, and all I got was this lousy gas price Sneak, sneak, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script   I write code so you don't have to I'm blogging this LiveJournal….because too much information is never enough LiveJournal–because you can't masturbate ALL the time … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review THEY'RE LYING You are what you eat, so stay away from the jerk chicken You can't make an Omelas without breaking eggs   Been there, done that, reformatted the hard drive The Clarke-Sturgeon Law: 90% of any sufficiently advanced … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I've packed my emotional baggage and I'm ready for my ego trip Just do what your boss would do if they knew what they were talking about   Kill one person, you're a murderer. Kill a hundred people, you're … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Without gratuitous sex, we would be no better than animals   When cats feel nauseous they think, "I hope I can make it to the couch"   Yes, I'm working on it.  No, I don't know when it will be done.  DON'T … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review T'ai Chi–the traditional Chinese martial art of boring your enemies to death    Eagles soar, but a weasel will never get sucked into a land war in Asia    Aloof, unavailable elf princess   But I don't WANT to live in … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What do UU's and Dracula have in common? They both originate in Transylvania, and they both shy away from the cross   No, I don't want to hear about your cat    Pervy Diary-Fancier    What part of infinity do you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.    Gods don't kill people. People with gods kill people.,    I … Continue reading →