Stumbleupon Review
- What sexually transmitted disease can you get from a hand puppet? The clap
- No one knows the exact age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better
- I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.
- Cats let you think you own them, but your cat is actually rented from the vet
- Every time I take off my shoes in airport security, I give thanks that Richard Reid wasn't known as the underwear bomber
- They can have my World Almanac when they pry it from my cold dead fingers, or when the new edition comes out, whichever is first
- Remember when liberals opposed totalitarians and supported free speech on campuses?
- CARPE MIRUM: Seize the wonder
- Still not God….
- Cthulhu in 2004 — The stars are right!
- The only way I could love the First Amendment more would be if it included sex and drugs
- Ooooh, SHINY!
- Because good is boring
- ANYBODY BUT BUSH but it's a good thing David Duke isn't running
- If modern people go medieval, do rennies go Neanderthal?
- I'm not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself.
- Librarians for Cthulhu–tentacle support
- Remember when conservatives supported privacy and fiscal responsibility?
- Some people don't know how to drive. I call them everybody but me.
- I don't want self-documenting code. I want self-coding documentation.
- Fourth above and sixth below….In memoriam
- Dating soon. Accepting applications.
- If all you have is silver bullets, everything looks like a werewolf
- Lucifer was pushed!