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- Renaissance is feudal. Prepare to be anachronated.
- THEY'RE LYING
- When I was your age, Michael Jackson was black
- Humanists do it with people
- I went to Iraq, and all I got was this lousy gas price
- Sneak, sneak, trip over feet, wash face, sneak, sneak
- Torture IS terror
- Every engineer's goal is to retire without being blamed for a major catastrophe
- Birthdays are very important, so we need a Birthday Amendment. Gays should get less cake.
- Cats are taoists. They know the way and are always in it.
- Good housekeeping is an exact science. I'm into art.
- I'm a child, not an idiot!
- In database design, the only numbers are zero, one, and many. Sometimes one is a special case of many.
- It's all about the pain. The tattoos and piercing jewelry are just souvenirs.
- Rikki-tikki-tavi Club—run and find out
- Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. You break even on puns.
- Society for the Protection of Punctuation–an apostrophe does not mean BEWARE OF ONCOMING 'S'
- We've tamed the lightning and taught sand to give error messages
- I'm bisexual–kiss me twice!
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- The email of the species is deadlier than the mail
- Don't give the GM any ideas