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- Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script
- I write code so you don't have to
- I'm blogging this
- LiveJournal….because too much information is never enough
- LiveJournal–because you can't masturbate ALL the time
- A million votes here, a million votes there, pretty soon you're talking about real politics
- The morning people won because the night people didn't stay up late enough to fight them
- No, I will not fix your computer
- Real Dungeons and Dragons players don't play D20
- My two favorite colors are "Ooooh" and "SHINY!"
- There's no place like ~
- Drag God into politics, and you've ruined His reputation before you know it
- Gay marriage…haven't they suffered enough?
- It was in tune when I bought it
- What did you do to the cat? It looks half dead. —Schrodinger's wife
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Interrogative
- I believe in gravity. It' always lets me down.
- Murphy never sleeps, but that's no reason to poke him with a sharp stick