Stumbleupon Review
- The pun is mightier than the sword
- Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, wiggle rear end, sneak, sneak, sneak, pounce
- There are no old jokes, only old audiences
- What did I say that sounds like "Tell me about your life?"
- What part of no don't you want me to understand?
- A Unitarian is an atheist with children
- Knights try to attract women by competing with other men. Troubadours try to attract women by doing things women like. When troubadours succeed, knights think they're cheating.
- The Atkins Diet: It's a no-grainer
- Editors: We read the slush pile so you don't have to
- I am Dyslexia of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
- I wasn't myself, but whoever I was is very, very sorry
- I'm destined for greatness–I'm just pacing myself
- New Meds—please be patient
- UU Time–why nothing important happens until fifteen minutes into the meeting
- But I have to vote for Cthulhu or else Morgoth will win!
- 'Kinky' is anything I haven't done yet
- Bacteria don't die, they phage away
- Have forgotten my original hair color
- Rule 1) Is it plugged in? Rule 2) No, really. Is it plugged in? 3) Seriously, get on the floor and check. Is it really plugged in?