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- T'ai Chi–the traditional Chinese martial art of boring your enemies to death
- Eagles soar, but a weasel will never get sucked into a land war in Asia
- Aloof, unavailable elf princess
- But I don't WANT to live in a Tom Clancy novel!
- GO ME!
- Pervy Hobbit-Fancier
- Pervy Vampire-Fancier
- Sam will kill him if he tries anything
- Still not king
- Still the prettiest
- There is no GAP in Rohan
- We know Hussein has weapons of mass destruction–we have the receipts
- Will work for money
- How can we stand the excitement? [flat-mouthed smiley face]
- At meetings someone speaks and says nothing. Nobody listens — and then everybody disagrees.
- A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular
- How many gods are there? Polytheist: Many. Monotheist: One. Atheist: Zero. Agnostic: "Don't know." Unitarian: "Any number except three. Well….maybe, but which three?"
- Religion isn't the cause of war, it's the excuse
- To have a few doubts is normal. To have many doubts is a crisis of faith. To have contant doubts is to be a Unitarian Universalist.
- Unitarian Bible Study Today! Bring your own bible and scissors
- Unitarians are bad at congregational singing because they're always looking ahead to see whether they agree with the lyrics
- Universalists think God is too good to send them to hell. Unitarians think they are too good for God to send them to hell.
- [Chalice]
- What do Unitarians do when they're really mad at you? They burn a question mark on your lawn