Without gratuitous sex, we

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  • Without gratuitous sex, we would be no better than animals  
  • When cats feel nauseous they think, "I hope I can make it to the couch"  
  • Yes, I'm working on it.  No, I don't know when it will be done.  DON'T ASK!
  • You're here to save my soul? I'm here to test your faith  
  • Come back when you can pass a Turing test  
  • After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it  
  • Panic  
  • Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors  
  • If democracies don't defend civil liberties, how can we expect dictatorships to defend civil liberties?  
  • It's not age, it's richness of experience
  • "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead  
  • Today, on Paperview: The World Origami Championship
  • Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names  
  • If they offered me a seat on the shuttle tomorrow, I'd take it  
  • It's not the verbing that weirds language, it's the renounification   
  • Decaf: your path to inner peace  
  • Regime change begins at home   
  • Do you know what it's like to be born a Messiah with no way of realizing your potential?  
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