Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review De facto standards are standards. De jure standards are wishes.   "All knowledge is contained in fandom" does not mean any particular fan knows everything 6 x 9 = 42–All your base 13 are belong to us If God … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Never get involved in a land war in Asia Aikido–the Asian art of people-folding The heck with the Joneses–I'm trying to keep up with the Jetsons If you friend me, do I not read?    It really does say … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along. If you're punctual, no one else is there to appreciate it   I'm willing to make the mistakes if someone else is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review THEY'RE LYING You are what you eat, so stay away from the jerk chicken You can't make an Omelas without breaking eggs   Been there, done that, reformatted the hard drive The Clarke-Sturgeon Law: 90% of any sufficiently advanced … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script   I write code so you don't have to I'm blogging this LiveJournal….because too much information is never enough LiveJournal–because you can't masturbate ALL the time … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Renaissance is feudal. Prepare to be anachronated. THEY'RE LYING   When I was your age, Michael Jackson was black Humanists do it with people I went to Iraq, and all I got was this lousy gas price Sneak, sneak, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What sexually transmitted disease can you get from a hand puppet? The clap   No one knows the exact age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better    I have always wished that my … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The pun is mightier than the sword    Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, wiggle rear end, sneak, sneak, sneak, pounce    There are no old jokes, only old audiences   What did I say that sounds like "Tell me about your life?"   … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Use vowels every day or you'll get consonated    WWJD? JWRTFM!    A:Because it loses context.  Q: Why is top-posting bad?   Girl Genius Scouts  (it only takes a spark….)    Nothing is too good for our troops means Congress hasn't found a way … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What do UU's and Dracula have in common? They both originate in Transylvania, and they both shy away from the cross   No, I don't want to hear about your cat    Pervy Diary-Fancier    What part of infinity do you … Continue reading →