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- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- Aikido–the Asian art of people-folding
- The heck with the Joneses–I'm trying to keep up with the Jetsons
- If you friend me, do I not read?
- It really does say Adam and Steve. That's what you get for depending on translations.
- Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Expert (capital letters heavily emphasized)
- My idea of heaven is a library with dim sum service
- Your hair is gray. MINE is silver.
- Books. Cats. Life is good.
- Have I talked to you about my parrot in the past five minutes?
- Owned by a parrot
- Happiness is biting your parrot back
- If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
- Gay marriage–haven't they suffered enough?
- Gay marriage–haven't we suffered enough?
- I'm the most expensive thing you'll ever think you got for free
- 10 HEADDESK, 20 GOTO 10, 30 END
- First Rule of Night Ops: There is no Night Ops. Second Rule of Night Ops: What happens in Night Ops, stays in Night Ops.
- I'm not pompous; I'm pedantic. There's a difference. Let me explain it to you.
- Change is inevitable. Exact change is appreciated.
- Belly-dancing–the most fun you can have with (half) your clothes on!