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  • Use vowels every day or you'll get consonated   
  • WWJD? JWRTFM!   
  • A:Because it loses context.  Q: Why is top-posting bad?  
  • Girl Genius Scouts  (it only takes a spark….)   
  • Nothing is too good for our troops means Congress hasn't found a way to pay them less than nothing   
  • S.P.E.W.  
  • All knowledge is contained in fandom. This is either very good for fandom or very bad for knowledge.  
  • Available introvert. Say hi.  
  • Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…. Forget this, and achieving enlightenment will be the least of your worries   
  • Cat Slave   
  • Extremists for tolerance   
  • Harmony Slut: I'll sing with anybody   
  • I am a computer geek. I bite the most significant bits off virtual chickens.   
  • I am a computer geek. Watch me eat a bug.  
  • I believe in the Trinity… GOOGLE, BAYES' THEOREM, AND THE GODDESS BELLDANDY  
  • If everything looks like it's made of shit, you probably have your head up your ass   
  • If the shoe fits, buy it in all the colors
  • If you say "perfectly good airplane" in any context whatsoever, I will beat you to death with my parachute   
  • Many are willing to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity   
  • No matter how sick the Pope gets, they never send him to Lourdes   
  • Object-oriented COBOL: ADD ONE TO COBOL   
  • Oh good, my dog's found the chainsaw   
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