You don't need to look at

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  • You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along.
  • If you're punctual, no one else is there to appreciate it  
  • I'm willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
  • I've gotta be me–everyone else is already taken
  • Rule 1) Is it plugged in?  Rule 2) No, really. Is it plugged in? 3) Seriously, get on the floor and check. Is it really plugged in? Rule 4) Now, what about the switch on the back?
  • Telepathy–because a bad song shouldn't be stuck in just one head  
  • There's no place like 127.0.0.1  
  • God said to Noah, "On your ark, get set, go!"  
  • The trouble with having an open mind is not knowing what might crawl in when you're not looking
  • What kind of car does God drive? A Plymouth. "For He drove them out of the garden in His Fury."
  • yip yip yip yip yap yap yip  *BANG* NO TERRIER
  • Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle
  • Got Debauchery?
  • Little chance of success, certainty of death, what are we waiting for?
  • Possession is nine-tenths of the lwa –Papa Legba
  • ROCK IS DEAD long live paper and scissors
  • Alien metabolism–please medicate carefully  
  • Perky Goth–putting the romance back in necromancy
  • Pervy Hobbit
  • Shoulda. Coulda. Woulda. didn't. ['didn't' is smaller]
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