When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow!
A motion to adjourn is always in order
What we want is things that work, what we get is technology
Alpha Bitch
I no longer fear hell, I work in retail
LEWD, CRUDE, AND RUDE and I have other traits that don't rhyme
A professional writer is an amateur writer who didn't quit
The temperature of Hell is measured in degrees Calvin
To a dog, "No" means "ask again"
To a lemming, "No" means "This way to next cliff"
How many T'ai Chi teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten, one to change the light bulb and nine to say, "At our school, we do it a little differently."
I am not addicted to brake fluid, I can stop any time
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS
Free the Endorphins!
Give up on pessimism. It doesn't work anyway.
The lesser of two evils is still less evil
They say you can't fool all of the people all of the time, but really, how could you tell?
De facto standards are standards. De jure standards are wishes.
"All knowledge is contained in fandom" does not mean any particular fan knows everything
6 x 9 = 42–All your base 13 are belong to us
If God had wanted us to have safe sex, He would have made rubber grow on trees
P.T. Barnum was an optimist
The danger to political dissent is acute where the government attempts to act under so vague a concept as to protect domestic security —Supreme Court quote that the Justice Department tried to censor
Art is life. Without art, manga would be but brief novels.
Beware! I forgot to take my crazy pills this morning
Catch and release–when you just want to make the fish late for something
Destroy Tokyo all you want–we'll make more!
FREE HUGS
Moon Prism Power
Mullets are only hot in 2D
My boyfriend is a magical girl in disguise
Rewind the tape, I can't read that fast
Real musicians have day jobs
Glomp if you love pocky!
"Good morning" is not a warranty
Sit Boy
I read lips, and I haven't seen a word you've said
IE doesn't have security holes, IE *is* a security hole
If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching television by candlelight
You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along.
If you're punctual, no one else is there to appreciate it
I'm willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
I've gotta be me–everyone else is already taken
Rule 1) Is it plugged in? Rule 2) No, really. Is it plugged in? 3) Seriously, get on the floor and check. Is it really plugged in? Rule 4) Now, what about the switch on the back?
Telepathy–because a bad song shouldn't be stuck in just one head
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
God said to Noah, "On your ark, get set, go!"
The trouble with having an open mind is not knowing what might crawl in when you're not looking
What kind of car does God drive? A Plymouth. "For He drove them out of the garden in His Fury."
yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* NO TERRIER
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle
Got Debauchery?
Little chance of success, certainty of death, what are we waiting for?
Possession is nine-tenths of the lwa –Papa Legba
ROCK IS DEAD long live paper and scissors
Alien metabolism–please medicate carefully
Perky Goth–putting the romance back in necromancy
Pervy Hobbit
Shoulda. Coulda. Woulda. didn't. ['didn't' is smaller]
