Stumbleupon Review
- Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it
- Support the separation of church and hate
- Circumflatulation: just farting around
- Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
- [bits of ice striking hull] "Captain, we're being hailed"
- Can't stop the signal
- I found my hobbies had become unmanageable
- I tried serial monogamy, but it was too soggy with milk
- If AIs can act, will they form Turing companies?
- If you return those books, we won't tell the FBI you borrowed them
- It's not what they call you, it's what you answer to
- Let's be bad guys
- Relativity, Causality, FTL–pick two
- What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?
- When the Devil goes bald, there will be hell toupee
- For best results, avoid doing stupid things
- GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupt. Reboot Washington, DC? (y/n)
- It's you and me against the world. We attack AFTER coffee.
- The secret message in pi is in Hebrew–we'll have to start decoding from the end
- How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you mean "change a lightbulb" or "have sex in a lightbulb"? Please clarify.