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- If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image
- Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from
- Christmas is supposed to be about peace on earth, not hell on wheels
- I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning–just not as it applies to me
- Life is like a metaphor. No, it's a simile!
- My monkey is ashamed to be related to the Kansas Board of Education
- I dressed myself today!
- America needs a Truth and Reconciliation Commission
- Happy Holidays!
- A state of war is not a blank check for the president when it comes to the rights of the nation's citizens. –Justice Sandra Day O'Connor
- Legolas is my house elf
- The memes are attacking! Warn your friends!
- Those who do not remember the Alamo are condemned to repeat it. –Santa Yanna
- If your religion never surprises you, you're probably doing it wrong
- It takes a village to raise a child to hate all the people in the next village
- Jews for Exegesis
- My coalition is broad enough
- Preserve the old-growth lithosphere BAN SUBDUCTION
- Reunite Gondawanaland!
- Give a man an armadillo wearing a clown hat, confuse him for a day. Give him a cobra with fuzzy slippers, confuse him for a lifetime
- He's dead, Jim." "I know. I've read the script."