Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are? If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn't it be called Windows 1995? If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war.  Nations would … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If the government REALLY wanted us to obey the law, they would tell us what it is If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body…then only left-handed people are in their right … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly If it's worth saying, it's worth saying on a button If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name? If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first If I'd wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one If `if' statements had no `then' clauses, If ignorance is bliss, why aren't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think I'm a bigot An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it The idea that God is His own grandmother may … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress I won't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm. I wore black before I was cool I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same. I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I think I got the wrong box of cereal.  I keep getting the nuts and the flakes. I think my brain has a mind of its own I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get all … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.  It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it. I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore I save lives–what do you … Continue reading →