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  • I think I got the wrong box of cereal.  I keep getting the nuts and the flakes.
  • I think my brain has a mind of its own
  • I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get all the computers in the world to fail at the same time?
  • I think so, Brain, but what if the professional wrestler doesn't want to be governor?
  • I think so, Brain, but you're too short to be the Messiah
  • I think, therefore I am.  What's your excuse?
  • I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed
  • I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again
  • I thought YOU silenced the guard!
  • I tried being reasonable once–I didn't like it
  • I try never to get involved in my own life–it's too complicated
  • I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal
  • I try to see good in everything–it makes me horrible to live with
  • I used to be amused–now I'm just bored
  • I used to be conceited–but now I'm perfect
  • I used to be disgusted–now I'm just amused
  • I used to be sane…but I got better
  • I used to belong to a solipsism club, but I got bored and voted everyone else out
  • I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance
  • I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money
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