If I'd known grandchildren

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  • If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first
  • If I'd wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one
  • If `if' statements had no `then' clauses,
  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
  • If it doesn't work, change the documentation
  • If it doesn't work, use a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway.
  • If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly
  • If it isn't baroque, don't fix it–unless you're sure you can handel it
  • If it were easy to understand, we wouldn't call it code
  • If it weren't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL, and OBOL
  • If it's any of your business, it isn't really gossip
  • If it's long dark and green and its bite makes you scream, that's a moray
  • If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
  • If it's not one thing, it's a BUNCH of things
  • If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid
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