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  • I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost
  • I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same.
  • I wanna have Vincent's kittens
  • I want a cat with a snooze button
  • I want a map of this conversation
  • I warn you not to underestimate my powers
  • I was a cat in my other eight lives
  • I was a Klingon before Klingons were popular
  • I was assimilated by the Borg, and all I got was this lousy button
  • I was born in Iowa, I just work in outer space
  • I was born weird–this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma
  • I was perfect–and then my parents got hold of me
  • I was sitting in the lap of luxury–and then luxury stood up
  • I was stupid, I was expendable, and here I am
  • I wasn't born Republican, Democrat, or yesterday
  • I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who are now possible remain possible
  • I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion
  • I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.  I am not a number! I am a free man!
  • I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.  I am not a number! I am a free woman!
  • I will not get very far with this attitude
  • I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.  There's one called "brightness," but it doesn't work.
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