If we're so smart and so

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  • If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are?
  • If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn't it be called Windows 1995?
  • If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war.  Nations would tease each other until they developed eating disorders.
  • If words could speak, I wonder what they'd say
  • If work were so wonderful, the rich would keep it all for themselves
  • If you are given an open book exam, you will forget the book.  If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
  • If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light in reverse and turn on the headlights, what happens?
  • If you are willing to die, you can do anything
  • If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you may have an exciting future as a guillotine operator
  • If you can read this, the targetting lasers have locked on
  • If you can read this, you are my patient [upside down on button]
  • If you can read this, you're in range
  • If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing
  • If you can't create it–respect it
  • If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
  • If you can't fight and you can't flee…FLOW
  • If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
  • If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic [pictures of fish, eye, paperclip]
  • If you can't solve the problems of the world with chocolate chip cookies, then how can you solve them?
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