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- If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are?
- If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn't it be called Windows 1995?
- If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war. Nations would tease each other until they developed eating disorders.
- If words could speak, I wonder what they'd say
- If work were so wonderful, the rich would keep it all for themselves
- If you are given an open book exam, you will forget the book. If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
- If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light in reverse and turn on the headlights, what happens?
- If you are willing to die, you can do anything
- If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you may have an exciting future as a guillotine operator
- If you can read this, the targetting lasers have locked on
- If you can read this, you are my patient [upside down on button]
- If you can read this, you're in range
- If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing
- If you can't create it–respect it
- If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
- If you can't fight and you can't flee…FLOW
- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
- If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic [pictures of fish, eye, paperclip]
- If you can't solve the problems of the world with chocolate chip cookies, then how can you solve them?