I'd rather have a bigot

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  • I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think I'm a bigot
  • An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it
  • The idea that God is His own grandmother may be unsupported by Scripture, but who wants to offend God's grandmother?
  • The ideal government would just tax everyone a dollar a year and then spend it all on fireworks
  • If a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, is it always the fault of the book?
  • If a program is useful, it must be changed–if it's useless, it must be documented
  • If a system is of sufficient complexity, it will be written before it's designed, implemented before it's tested, and obsolete before it's debugged
  • If a train station is where the train stops, what's a work station?
  • If all else fails, lower your standards
  • If all else fails, read the directions
  • If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they'd point in different directions
  • If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
  • If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail [picture of thumbnail]
  • If anyone disagrees with anything I've said, I'll not only retract it, I'll swear under oath that I've never said it
  • If anything is used to its full potential, it will break
  • If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
  • If at first you don't succeed, change the rules
  • If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set
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