Stumbleupon Review
- If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly
- If it's worth saying, it's worth saying on a button
- If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name?
- If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath all the air would be on the other side of the room
- If my income is fixed, how come I'm always broke?
- If not now, when? If not yes, why not?
- If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
- If only there were some indication the universe was doing it on purpose
- If only you could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to do anything
- If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten
- If people were required to know the law rather than to obey it, the government would be overthrown the next day
- If pi were three, this sentence would look like this [the o's are hexagons]
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it a hostage situation?
- If space is warped, time is all that's weft
- If Starfleet Command had wanted you to have a life, we would have issued you one
- If stupidity is outlawed, only outlaws will be stupid
- If that which does not kill me makes me stronger, I must be Arnold Schwarzenegger by now
- If the economy can only get better or worse, why aren't economists right half the time?
- If the government doesn't trust me with my guns, why should I trust it with my money?
- If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it dissolve them and elect a new people?
- If the government doesn't trust us with our guns, why should we trust them with theirs?