I wonder if the process of

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  • I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress
  • I won't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
  • I wore black before I was cool
  • I wore black BEFORE it was cool
  • I wore black until it was cool
  • I worked late on my birthday and nobody brought ME a cute vampire!
  • I wouldn't hurt a fly, but only because they taste funny
  • I wouldn't mind dying–it's that business of having to stay dead that scares me
  • I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me
  • I wouldn't take a million dollars for any of my kids, but I wouldn't pay a dime for another one
  • I'd be an agnostic if I cared that much
  • I'd believe in God if I woke up one morning and all the bigots were dead
  • I'd do anything to make you happy, but you're asking too much
  • I'd like to have breakfast with you…should I call you or nudge you?
  • I'd like to speak with your inner baby sitter
  • I'd lose my body if my brain weren't surrounded by it
  • I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing, and now I've got to undo it
  • I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it
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