I really hate this damned

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  • I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.  It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it.
  • I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore
  • I save lives–what do you do?
  • I seem to have forgotten my safeword for this 'reality' scene
  • I shouldn't make sweeping generalizations, but we all do it…..
  • I smoked marijuana in college, and I didn't exhale
  • I snore.  I don't care.  I don't have to.  I'm ASLEEP.
  • I spend my life doing things I detest to make money I don't need to buy things I don't want to impress people I don't like
  • I stand between the candle and the star.  Next month I will pay my electric bill.
  • I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared into me. Neither of us liked what we saw.
  • I studied COBOL in college, but I didn't compile
  • I support everyone's right to be an idiot.  I may need it myself someday.
  • I support family values–Addams family values
  • I support the rights of straight people, even though I'm perfectly bent myself
  • [I think] [I am] <In a circular flowchart>
  • [I think] [I am] <In a flowchart with a decision box>
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