Author Archives: bunty

Stumbleupon Review I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think I'm a bigot An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it The idea that God is His own grandmother may … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress I won't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm. I wore black before I was cool I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same. I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I think I got the wrong box of cereal.  I keep getting the nuts and the flakes. I think my brain has a mind of its own I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get all … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.  It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it. I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore I save lives–what do you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I <turtle drawing heart> logo I love my attitude problem I love you, you love me…Dinosaur sexuality I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward I may have taught you everything *you* … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!  What do you make of that?…Damn–there goes another! I just know I was meant to be born rich–somebody up there must have fouled … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I have multiple personalities, and we vote I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY! I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it I have no … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I hate being cheered up.  It's depressing. I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney–with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead I hate you, you hate me, we're … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemmingway story.  If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all. I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is … Continue reading →