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- I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemmingway story. If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all.
- I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is money.
- I finally got back on the net. Now I will never get anything done.
- I finally got it all together–but then I forgot where I put it
- I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots
- I find your lack of faith disturbing
- I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
- I gave my books their own room. Now they want the whole house.
- I give good back
- I go from 0 to bitch in 1.5 seconds. Take your foot off the accelerator
- I got a life, but it won't run on my operating system
- I got rid of the kids–the cat was allergic
- I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything's been downhill since
- I guess we were all guilty. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I killed Bob".
- I had my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil.
- I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Hey man, got any shoes you're not using?"