I <turtle drawing heart&gt

Stumbleupon Review

  • I <turtle drawing heart> logo
  • I love my attitude problem
  • I love you, you love me…Dinosaur sexuality
  • I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward
  • I may have taught you everything *you* know, but I haven't taught you everything *I* know <underline>
  • I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to the death my right to deny it
  • I may rise, but I refuse to shine
  • I must have slipped a disk. My pack hurts.
  • I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head
  • I never believe anything until it's been officially denied
  • I never discuss my philosophy.  I wish I could tell you why.
  • I never give people hell–I just tell them the truth and they think it's hell
  • I never spit in your drink–why do you smoke in my air?
  • I open minds.  What do you do?
  • I owed the government $3400 in taxes, so I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat
  • I practice parallel monogamy
  • I pray for boredom but it never comes
  • I prefer to remain anomalous
  • I prefer to think of it as the Prime Suggestion
  • I read the FM, and it didn't work
This entry was posted in Humour and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply