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- I hate being cheered up. It's depressing.
- I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney–with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead
- I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family
- I hated Barney before it was cool
- I have a firm grip on reality–by the throat
- I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and am therefore excused from saving universes
- I have a mind like a steel sieve
- I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!
- I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!
- I have a sheep. Do you have a rock?
- I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased to no. Its letter perfect in it's weigh–my checker tolled me sew.
- I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
- I have an understanding with my local police–I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered
- I have bungee fever and there's only one cure….BOING….
- I have developed "Power Word Nuke". Send me all your gold.
- I have found a wonderful counterexample, but it won't fit in this universe –Fermat
- I have many skills