I have multiple personalities

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  • I have multiple personalities, and we vote
  • I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY!
  • I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it
  • I have no use for adventures–they're nasty disturbing uncomfortable things and make you late for dinner!
  • I have not lost my mind–I know exactly where I left it
  • I have not lost my mind–it's backed up on disk somewhere
  • I have not lost my mind–it's backed up on tape somewhere
  • I have not lost my mind–the tape address is backed up on disk someplace
  • I have not yet begun to procrastinate
  • I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life.  What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life.
  • I have PMS and a gun.  Care to comment?
  • I have PMS and ESP–that makes me a bitch who knows everything
  • I have short-term memory loss, but I prefer to think of it as presidential eligibility
  • I have to do it myself, but I can't do it alone
  • I have too much time on my hands–let's run another convention
  • I haven't exactly lost it–it's been temporarily mislaid
  • I haven't lost it–it's been temporally mislaid
  • I haven't killed anyone yet.  Help me keep it that way.
  • I judge people by what is in their hearts–not by the color of their scales
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