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Stumbleupon Review If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first If I'd wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one If `if' statements had no `then' clauses, If ignorance is bliss, why aren't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.  It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it. I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore I save lives–what do you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I think I got the wrong box of cereal.  I keep getting the nuts and the flakes. I think my brain has a mind of its own I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get all … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same. I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress I won't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm. I wore black before I was cool I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I hate being cheered up.  It's depressing. I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney–with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead I hate you, you hate me, we're … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I have multiple personalities, and we vote I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY! I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it I have no … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!  What do you make of that?…Damn–there goes another! I just know I was meant to be born rich–somebody up there must have fouled … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I <turtle drawing heart> logo I love my attitude problem I love you, you love me…Dinosaur sexuality I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward I may have taught you everything *you* … Continue reading →