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Stumbleupon Review If the government REALLY wanted us to obey the law, they would tell us what it is If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body…then only left-handed people are in their right … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are? If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn't it be called Windows 1995? If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war.  Nations would … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.  It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it. I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore I save lives–what do you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I think I got the wrong box of cereal.  I keep getting the nuts and the flakes. I think my brain has a mind of its own I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get all … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same. I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress I won't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm. I wore black before I was cool I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I <turtle drawing heart> logo I love my attitude problem I love you, you love me…Dinosaur sexuality I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward I may have taught you everything *you* … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I hate being cheered up.  It's depressing. I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney–with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead I hate you, you hate me, we're … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I have multiple personalities, and we vote I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY! I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it I have no … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!  What do you make of that?…Damn–there goes another! I just know I was meant to be born rich–somebody up there must have fouled … Continue reading →