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Stumbleupon Review I'm not a mercenary–killing's more of a hobby with me I'm not a tease–teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt–I make no promises at all! I'm not a utopian–I'd settle for a world where the nice … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm not imaginary–I'm ontologically challenged I'm not irresponsible–I'm out of control I'm not just out of the closet–I'm in the living room with my feet up I'm not loafing–I work so fast I'm always finished I'm not lost–I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people. If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm a law unto myself–and I break it anyway! I'm a misanthrope–what's your fucking problem? I'm a mutated .sig virus. Copy me into your .sig or risk instant death. I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think I'm a bigot An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it The idea that God is His own grandmother may … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first If I'd wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one If `if' statements had no `then' clauses, If ignorance is bliss, why aren't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly If it's worth saying, it's worth saying on a button If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name? If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to … Continue reading →