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I'm not a mercenary–

Stumbleupon Review I'm not a mercenary–killing's more of a hobby with me I'm not a tease–teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt–I make no promises at all! I'm not a utopian–I'd settle for a world where the nice … Continue reading

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I'm not imaginary–I'm

Stumbleupon Review I'm not imaginary–I'm ontologically challenged I'm not irresponsible–I'm out of control I'm not just out of the closet–I'm in the living room with my feet up I'm not loafing–I work so fast I'm always finished I'm not lost–I'm … Continue reading

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If you can't trust a woman

Stumbleupon Review If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay … Continue reading

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If you drink, don't park.&

Stumbleupon Review If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people. If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill … Continue reading

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If you're going to walk on

Stumbleupon Review If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? … Continue reading

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I'm a law unto myself–and

Stumbleupon Review I'm a law unto myself–and I break it anyway! I'm a misanthrope–what's your fucking problem? I'm a mutated .sig virus. Copy me into your .sig or risk instant death. I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job I'm … Continue reading

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If it's worth doing, it&#

Stumbleupon Review If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly If it's worth saying, it's worth saying on a button If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name? If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to … Continue reading

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If the government REALLY

Stumbleupon Review If the government REALLY wanted us to obey the law, they would tell us what it is If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body…then only left-handed people are in their right … Continue reading

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If we're so smart and so

Stumbleupon Review If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are? If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn't it be called Windows 1995? If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war.  Nations would … Continue reading

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I'd rather have a bigot

Stumbleupon Review I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think I'm a bigot An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it The idea that God is His own grandmother may … Continue reading

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