If you're going to walk on

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  • If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance
  • If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
  • If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
  • If you're working on your dissertation and you're reading Usenet, add six months to your graduation date
  • If you've never said "excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you're probably wasting too much valuable reading time
  • Ignorance is bliss, but it'll never replace sex
  • Ignorance killed the cat.  Curiousity was framed.
  • I'll get a life when I find out where to download one
  • I'll get a life when someone convinces me that it would be better than what I have now
  • I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!
  • I'll wear any color so long as it's black
  • The illegal we do immediately.  The unconstitutional takes a bit longer.
  • Illegitimi Non Carborundum [with picture of grinning cat]
  • I'm a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot!
  • I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA
  • I'm a game master–it's lonely at the top
  • I'm a hallucinogenic toad–lick me all over
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