Stumbleupon Review
- I'm not a mercenary–killing's more of a hobby with me
- I'm not a tease–teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt–I make no promises at all!
- I'm not a utopian–I'd settle for a world where the nice guys finish second last
- I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals–I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
- I'm not a white male–I'm differently oppressed, ok?
- I'm not bad…I'm just drawn that way
- I'm not born again–my mother got it right the first time! [picture of goddess]
- I'm not breaking the rules–I'm just testing their elasticity
- I'm not cynical–I'm right
- I'm not doing this JUST to be weird
- I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'M NOT GOING
- I'm not God, I'm your GM. Consider me your Angel of Murphy.
- I'm not ignoring you–I'm MULTI-TASKING