Stumbleupon Review
- I'm not imaginary–I'm ontologically challenged
- I'm not irresponsible–I'm out of control
- I'm not just out of the closet–I'm in the living room with my feet up
- I'm not loafing–I work so fast I'm always finished
- I'm not lost–I'm directionally challenged
- I'm not on drugs–I AM drugs
- I'm not panicking. I'm watching you panic. It's much more entertaining.
- I'm not politically incorrect–I'm euphemism challenged
- I'm not politically incorrect–I'm politically challenged
- I'm not really happy–it's a chemical imbalance
- I'm not selling out–I'm buying in
- I'm not shy–I'm studying my prey
- I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not gophering
- I'm not tense, just terribly alert
- I'm not too weird–you're too normal