It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand
It's a Jewish thing–if you've got a little time, I'll explain it to you
It's a patronizing thing–you wouldn't understand
It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat
It's amazing how long it takes to finish something you're not working on
It's amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired
It's an Elder Thing–you wouldn't understand
It's been an ugly week–don't give me a target
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
It's chaos pure and simple [with detail of Mandelbrot set]
It's easier to fix Unix than to live with NT
It's fairly easy to write a program that conforms to spec. It's almost impossible to write a spec that conforms to what you want.
It's hard to be one of the thousand points of light when you can't pay your electric bill
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It may be a police state, but it's OUR police state
It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think the percentages were wrong?
It takes longer than one lifetime to respond to all the fools in the world
It takes my child to raze a village
It takes the Village [prisoner bicycle with 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in center]
It takes years of practice to have a happy childhood
It was a painful divorce–I lost the games!
It won't work–I told Orville that, I told Wilbur that, and I'm telling you now!
It would be nice if entropy could be used for something constructive
It's a Babylon 5 thing. I wouldn't understand.
It's a cat thing–you wouldn't understand
It's a computer thing–I wouldn't understand
It's a condescending thing, dear–you wouldn't understand
It's a control freak thing–I won't LET you understand
It's a damned poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear
It's a good day to die. Would anyone like to make an appointment?
It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials.
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Irrationality is the square root of all evil
Is it weird in here or is it me?
Is PL/1 Batchrian or dromedary?
Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
Is the surface of a planet the right place for a developing technological civilization?
Is the world full of smart people pretending or imbeciles who mean it?
Is there life before coffee? Yes, but not intelligent life
Is there really a difference between whining and complaining about whining?
Is your boss buzzword compliant?
Is YOUR religion BATF-approved?
Isn't it interesting how your annoying habits are so much more annoying than mine are?
Isn't it time to throw some money at MY problem?
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that certain je ne sais quoi
It gets real lonely as a moderate activist, standing alone with a sign that reads, "Reasonable informed discussion of the issues as soon as feasible"
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, but only if no betting is involved
It is better to light a flame thrower than to curse the darkness
It is better to trip and end up on the floor, than to not trip and end up on the floor for no particular reason
It is better to write for yourself and not have a public than to write for the public and not have a self
It is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye if both are lightly greased
It is impossible to solve a problem with the consciousness that created it
It is most distressing to us to be the agents whereby our erring fellow creatures are deprived of that liberty which is so dear to us all–but we should have thought of that before we joined the force
It isn't a war on drugs–it's a war on people
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Information Vampire–giving a whole new meaning to the word BYTE
The information went dataway
——– Innocent and Horny [picture of unicorn] <has slashout>
Insanity is hereditary–you get it from your kids
Insanity–it's not just a plea, it's a way of life
Insert disk 5 of 4 to continue
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out
Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out
Instant gratification isn't fast enough
Instead of fighting, we should all join hands like ebony and ivory living together on a piano. It's so embarrassing it HAS to work!
Instead of using a loom, we've going to wind all the yarn into balls and adopt an infinite number of kittens
Instrument of Darwin
Intel: putting the backward into backward compatible
Intellectual snob and proud of it
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
Interchangeable parts aren't
Interfere? Of course we'll interfere. Always do what you're best at, I say.
The internet is NOT cool! Go away!
Internet is so huge and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life
Interstellar amity demands that we make some physical contact at this point, but I beg to be excused
Invertebrate Punster Spinelessly unable to resist a pun So slug me!
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In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal
In space, no one can hear you play air guitar
In ten minutes, the Joker poison on your Batman memorabilia will be activated
In the beginning there was nothing, and God said "Let there be light." And there was still nothing, but you could see it.
In the beginning was the word, but when the second word was added, there was trouble, for with it came syntax
In this world, it rains on the Just and the Unjust, but the Unjust have the Just's umbrella
In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant.
In Valen's name, they killed Dukhat! You bastards! cro
In your heart you know it's flat!
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS file: BUGS = OFF
Incoming fire has the right of way
Incompetence is better than no competence at all
Incorrigible Proofreader
Incorrigible Punster–do not incorrige
Incorrigible Romantic
Indecision is the basis of flexibility
Indulgences are Papal, too
Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
Infinity is where you transfer from one parallel line to another
The information explosion has reached the point where it's cheaper and easier to re-invent the wheel
Information Highway Roadkill
Information Superhighway? Looks more like a Supercollider to me
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Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant
Imminent Death of the Net delayed. GIF's at 12.
Imminent death of the Net predicted–GIFs at 11
Immoral Minority charter member
Impartial Moderator or Tyrannical Despot–only historians will know for sure
Implementation is the fruitless struggle by the talented and underpaid to fulfill promises made by the rich and ignorant
Implementing systems is 95% boredom and 5% sheer terror
The important things are always simple. Simple things are always hard.
The impossible we do immediately. Miracles require 24 hours notice.
In a world without fences, who needs Gates?
In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.
In case of fire, do not use elevators. Water works better.
In lieu of true love, I'm looking for cheap dates
In mathematics, we don't understand things–we just get used to them
In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: "Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
In nature, there are no rewards or punishments, only consequences
In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid. In business, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, so long as you're not wrong.
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I'm sorry, but a unicorn doesn't work like a mule
I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again.
I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80. You wouldn't be interested.
I'm sorry, my karma ran over your dogma
I'm taking last week back to the store, and I won't even ask for a refund
I'm the bitch of the universe!! Wanna challenge me!!
I'm the leader. Which way did they go?
I'm the most dangerous thing around–white trash with brains
I'm the silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland
I'm the world's foremost authority on my own opinion
I'm tired of voting Demopublican–I'm going to vote Republicrat for a change
I'm warning you–if you kill me, they'll just send 008
I'm your No. 1 fan. You're lucky I found you.
Imagination is intelligence having fun
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality
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I'm not unemployed–I'm looking for the perfect job
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it–just the thousands out there marked "occupant"
I'm omnipotent–ask me how
I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
I'm pagan too! [on pentacle]
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
I'm pro-choice–I'll read whatever I want
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I could be twice as proud for half the money
I'm ready to leap NOW!
I'm really quite pleasant until I'm awake
I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bastard
I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bitch
I'm sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off!
I'm so bored I may have to resort to doing some work
I'm so cool I can hardly bear to gaze upon my wonderful contenance in the morning, but it does get easier with age and wisdom
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I'm not imaginary–I'm ontologically challenged
I'm not irresponsible–I'm out of control
I'm not just out of the closet–I'm in the living room with my feet up
I'm not loafing–I work so fast I'm always finished
I'm not lost–I'm directionally challenged
I'm not on drugs–I AM drugs
I'm not panicking. I'm watching you panic. It's much more entertaining.
I'm not politically incorrect–I'm euphemism challenged
I'm not politically incorrect–I'm politically challenged
I'm not really happy–it's a chemical imbalance
I'm not selling out–I'm buying in
I'm not shy–I'm studying my prey
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not gophering
I'm not tense, just terribly alert
I'm not too weird–you're too normal
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I'm not a mercenary–killing's more of a hobby with me
I'm not a tease–teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt–I make no promises at all!
I'm not a utopian–I'd settle for a world where the nice guys finish second last
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals–I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
I'm not a white male–I'm differently oppressed, ok?
I'm not bad…I'm just drawn that way
I'm not born again–my mother got it right the first time! [picture of goddess]
I'm not breaking the rules–I'm just testing their elasticity
I'm not cynical–I'm right
I'm not doing this JUST to be weird
I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'M NOT GOING
I'm not God, I'm your GM. Consider me your Angel of Murphy.
I'm not ignoring you–I'm MULTI-TASKING
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