I'm not unemployed–I'

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  • I'm not unemployed–I'm looking for the perfect job
  • I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it–just the thousands out there marked "occupant"
  • I'm omnipotent–ask me how
  • I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion
  • I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
  • I'm pagan too! [on pentacle]
  • I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
  • I'm pro-choice–I'll read whatever I want
  • I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I could be twice as proud for half the money
  • I'm ready to leap NOW!
  • I'm really quite pleasant until I'm awake
  • I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bastard
  • I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bitch
  • I'm sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off!
  • I'm so bored I may have to resort to doing some work
  • I'm so cool I can hardly bear to gaze upon my wonderful contenance in the morning, but it does get easier with age and wisdom
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