Stumbleupon Review
- I'm not unemployed–I'm looking for the perfect job
- I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it–just the thousands out there marked "occupant"
- I'm omnipotent–ask me how
- I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion
- I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
- I'm pagan too! [on pentacle]
- I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
- I'm pro-choice–I'll read whatever I want
- I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I could be twice as proud for half the money
- I'm ready to leap NOW!
- I'm really quite pleasant until I'm awake
- I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bastard
- I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bitch
- I'm sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off!
- I'm so bored I may have to resort to doing some work
- I'm so cool I can hardly bear to gaze upon my wonderful contenance in the morning, but it does get easier with age and wisdom