I'm sorry, but a unicorn

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  • I'm sorry, but a unicorn doesn't work like a mule
  • I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again.
  • I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80.  You wouldn't be interested.
  • I'm sorry, my karma ran over your dogma
  • I'm taking last week back to the store, and I won't even ask for a refund
  • I'm the bitch of the universe!! Wanna challenge me!!
  • I'm the leader.  Which way did they go?
  • I'm the most dangerous thing around–white trash with brains
  • I'm the silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland
  • I'm the world's foremost authority on my own opinion
  • I'm tired of voting Demopublican–I'm going to vote Republicrat for a change
  • I'm warning you–if you kill me, they'll just send 008
  • I'm your No. 1 fan.  You're lucky I found you.
  • Imagination is intelligence having fun
  • Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality
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