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  • Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant
  • Imminent Death of the Net delayed. GIF's at 12.
  • Imminent death of the Net predicted–GIFs at 11
  • Immoral Minority charter member
  • Impartial Moderator or Tyrannical Despot–only historians will know for sure
  • Implementation is the fruitless struggle by the talented and underpaid to fulfill promises made by the rich and ignorant
  • Implementing systems is 95% boredom and 5% sheer terror
  • The important things are always simple.  Simple things are always hard.
  • The impossible we do immediately.  Miracles require 24 hours notice.
  • In a world without fences, who needs Gates?
  • In America, anyone can become president.  That's one of the risks you take.
  • In case of fire, do not use elevators.  Water works better.
  • In lieu of true love, I'm looking for cheap dates
  • In mathematics, we don't understand things–we just get used to them
  • In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: "Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
  • In nature, there are no rewards or punishments, only consequences
  • In prison, you get time off for good behavior.  At work, I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
  • In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid.  In business, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, so long as you're not wrong.
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