Irrationality is the square

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  • Irrationality is the square root of all evil
  • Is it weird in here or is it me?
  • Is PL/1 Batchrian or dromedary?
  • Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
  • Is the surface of a planet the right place for a developing technological civilization?
  • Is the world full of smart people pretending or imbeciles who mean it?
  • Is there life before coffee? Yes, but not intelligent life
  • Is there really a difference between whining and complaining about whining?
  • Is your boss buzzword compliant?
  • Is YOUR religion BATF-approved?
  • Isn't it interesting how your annoying habits are so much more annoying than mine are?
  • Isn't it time to throw some money at MY problem?
  • It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that certain je ne sais quoi
  • It gets real lonely as a moderate activist, standing alone with a sign that reads, "Reasonable informed discussion of the issues as soon as feasible"
  • It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, but only if no betting is involved
  • It is better to light a flame thrower than to curse the darkness
  • It is better to trip and end up on the floor, than to not trip and end up on the floor for no particular reason
  • It is better to write for yourself and not have a public than to write for the public and not have a self
  • It is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye if both are lightly greased
  • It is impossible to solve a problem with the consciousness that created it
  • It is most distressing to us to be the agents whereby our erring fellow creatures are deprived of that liberty which is so dear to us all–but we should have thought of that before we joined the force
  • It isn't a war on drugs–it's a war on people
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