Without the last minute, how much would ever get done?
Woman has certain inalienable rights, and first and foremost among them is the right to occupy as much room as nature intended. No more diets!
Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of Complete Renaissance Men first!
Words cannot express how I feel about you. Stand by for gestures.
The work most executives do isn't very different from the work most secretaries do, except that executives rarely have demonstrable skills like typing ninety words a minute
Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers!
The world is a video game where you don't have another quarter
The world is cracked; this is all a bad yolk
Worldcon bid committees have all of the disadvantages and none of the advantages of a group marriage
The worst book in a trilogy is the fourth
The worst thing about censorship is <CENSORED>
The worst thing about censorship is that it desensitizes people to violence–censorship IS violence
Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe
Would all punsters please keep their gags in their mouths?
Would it save you some time if I just gave up and went mad now?
Would somebody PLEASE reboot the clue server?
Wouldn't it be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone gave up violence forever? I could conquer the whole planet with a butter knife
Write failed on /dev/brain0:filesystem full Write failed on /dev/brain0:filesystem full Write failed on /dev/brain0:filesystem full
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Willing to be backrub victim
The windmills are winning
Windows & Icons & Mice OH MY!
Windows detected. Delete? (Yes/Hell Yes)
Windows is a pane in the glass
Windows isn't a virus–viruses DO something
Windows 95–a 32 bit graphical interface to a 16 bit patch on an 8 bit OS for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition
Windows 95 = Amiga 85
Windows 95 = Macintosh 86
Windows 95–Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck–too bad it's a decoy
Windows 95: So intuitive, it only needs one meg of help files
Windows NT–nice try, next time
Windows–the only virus that takes up 20 megs of RAM
Windows 98: Y2K = 2030
WinErr 16547: LPT not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum
With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?
With my luck, the next thing through that door will be the second coming & I'm about two or three commandments behind
What do you get if you have thirteen witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven
What do you get if you play New Age music backwards? New Age music
What do you look like when you aren't visualizing anything?
What do you mean, "They beamed outside for some fresh air"?
What do you mean, we're not getting paid?
What do you mean, YOU'RE a solipsist?
What do you think of the human race? I'd like an outsider's opinion
What does a sacred chao say? MU!
What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"? A parroty error
What guard?
What if everyone's a different gender?
What if it was the Warren Commission who killed JFK?
What if the purpose of intelligent life is to get all that carbon back into the ecosystem?
What is the output of a vacuum pump?
What is your name? Jean-Luke Picard. What is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail. What is the top velocity of a Bird of Prey? Romulan or Klingon? …..AAAARRRRGGGH!
What part of EAT SHIT AND DIE didn't you understand?
We, the unwilling led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing practically anything with virtually nothing.
We wouldn't get so many weird bug reports if we just stop selling software to aliens
The Web is the world's greatest library–with all the books on the floor
The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble
Weird enough for all practical purposes
Weirdness is the best defense
Weirdness Magnet
Welcome back to square one
Welcome to hell. I'm your caseworker.
Welcome to hell. I'm your supervisor.
Welcome to Middle Earth
Welcome to Starfleet security, Ensign Kenny
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm the root user
We'll KNOW that rock is dead when you need a degree to get a job in it
We'll see the paperless office as soon as we see the paperless restroom
WENCH Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness
