Stumbleupon Review
- When in doubt, use more thermite
- When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws
- When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other
- When people go berzerk at the post office, why are so few of them customers?
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that fire departments generally use water
- When the bird and the bird book disagree, believe the bird
- When the fifty dwarves dwindled to eight, everyone began to suspect Hungry
- When the foolkiller comes around, we'd better ALL hide in the high grass
- When the game master smiles, it's already too late
- When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
- When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary
- When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish
- When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly
- When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave
- When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
- When you walk into the kitchen, your cat is hungry
- When your purpose in life is to entertain the gods, there's nothing to do but to put on a good show
- When you're up to your ass in tribbles, it's hard to remember that the objective was to poison the grain
- When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy
- Whenever I try to get in touch with myself, I always get the answering machine
- Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?