Will you dance with the Devil

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  • Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
  • Willing to be backrub victim
  • The windmills are winning
  • Windows & Icons & Mice OH MY!
  • Windows detected.  Delete?  (Yes/Hell Yes)
  • Windows is a pane in the glass
  • Windows isn't a virus–viruses DO something
  • Windows 95–a 32 bit graphical interface to a 16 bit patch on an 8 bit OS for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition
  • Windows 95 = Amiga 85
  • Windows 95 = Macintosh 86
  • Windows 95–Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck–too bad it's a decoy
  • Windows 95: So intuitive, it only needs one meg of help files
  • Windows NT–nice try, next time
  • Windows–the only virus that takes up 20 megs of RAM
  • Windows 98: Y2K = 2030
  • WinErr 16547: LPT not found.  Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
  • Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum
  • With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?  
  • With my luck, the next thing through that door will be the second coming & I'm about two or three commandments behind
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