What's the difference

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  • What's the difference between MAGIC the Gathering ™ and crack cocaine? You can get crack cocaine anywhere
  • What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan? About $500 a weekend
  • What's the good of being grown-up if you can't be childish?
  • What's the point of being fascinatingly crazy, if you don't enrich the world with it?
  • What's vanilla, vanilla and vanilla? Ice cream clones
  • What's wrong with a waiting period before you publish a newspaper while the government checks the facts?
  • When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't work, read the manual.
  • When all else fails, stay in character
  • When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first thing to be bought and sold are legislators
  • When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect
  • When encryption is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl
  • When everything is outlawed, outlaws will have everything
  • When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
  • When guns are outlawed, only outlaws, the police, and the military will have guns
  • When I knead my friends, they turn their backs
  • When I was young, we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go to rock concerts.
  • When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue
  • When in doubt, always mount a scratch monkey
  • When in doubt, cook something and eat it
  • When in doubt, press CNTRL-ALT-DEL
  • When in doubt, set and turn
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