We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities
We are everywhere
We are experiencing synaptical difficulties–please stand by
We are the Franklin Mint of Borg. You will be assimilated….in five easy monthly payments.
We are looking for the nuclear wessels
We are Microsoft. OS/2 is irrelevant. UNIX is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
We are Pentium of Borg. You will be approximated.
We aren't disorganized–we have an organization which is beyond comprehension
We both have the same problem–you
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you
We could really bust some heads–in a spiritual sense, of course
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us–not just pretty words
We hackers live for danger. It's part of the code.
We have met the enemy and they are us and you are me and we are all together –Walt Kelly, Lennon, and the Beatles
We have only two things to worry about–either that things will never get back to normal, or that they already have
We live for the one–we die for the one–Hold it! They didn't mention *that* in the recruiting flyer on Minbar
We must be devious, cunning, inventive…too bad we're us
We stand between the Darkness and the Light–and always wear a petticoat
We tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing…and a wonderful method it is for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me
This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
This person is a natural product. The slight variations in color andtexture enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.
This slogan is programming you in ways that may not be apparent for months, or even years.
This universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
This universe is sold by mass, not by volume. Some expansion may have occurred during shipment.
This universe is sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling may have occurred during shipment.
This universe is too small! Throw it back!
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do
Those who are unable to remember past meetings are condemned to repeat them
Those who can, do. Those who can teach, do more.
Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music
Those who do not remember the past are doomed to watch the mini-series
Those who like sausage or political policy shouldn't watch either being made
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC
Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham–obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am
Thou shalt not kill–even if you really want a burger
Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats have never forgotten this.
355/113 Not the famous irrational number pi, but an incredible simulation!
333 Eric the half a Beast
The three most dangerous things are a programmer witha soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas
Thus emailed Zarathustra
Tight centralized controls will lead, at best, to fewer and worse disasters
Time…do you really believe the past arranges itself for our convenience into those paltry little squares they print on calendars?
This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer. It's an Acteon Figure! Pack of dogs sold separately
This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system
This IS a costume. I'm a homicidal maniac–they look just like everyone else.
This is a 100% matter product. In the unlikely event that it contacts anti-matter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result
This is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up, RIGHT?
This is a shareware button. If you have been amused by what you have just read, please give me one dollar.
This is a test. Had it been an actual attack, the warning system wouldn't have worked.
This is no ordinary fool you're dealing with.
This is part of the 1000 hours of training
This is your brain: UNIX ™ This is your brain on drugs: MS-DOS Any questions?
This isn't denial. I'm just very selective about which reality I accept.
This isn't hell. This is where you get sent when you've been bad in hell.
This isn't reality. This is fantasy.
This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, it would have been followed by pay raises and promotions.
This job would be a lot easier if it weren't for the clients
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go. You may or may not be issued an actual life later.
