Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant Imminent Death of the Net delayed. GIF's at 12. Imminent death of the Net predicted–GIFs at 11 Immoral Minority charter member Impartial Moderator or Tyrannical Despot–only historians will know for sure Implementation is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm sorry, but a unicorn doesn't work like a mule I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again. I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80.  You wouldn't be interested. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm not unemployed–I'm looking for the perfect job I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it–just the thousands out there marked "occupant" I'm omnipotent–ask me how I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm not imaginary–I'm ontologically challenged I'm not irresponsible–I'm out of control I'm not just out of the closet–I'm in the living room with my feet up I'm not loafing–I work so fast I'm always finished I'm not lost–I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm not a mercenary–killing's more of a hobby with me I'm not a tease–teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt–I make no promises at all! I'm not a utopian–I'd settle for a world where the nice … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm going to keep going to these damned cons until I have a one night stand I'm GREAT at immaturity–I've been practicing for decades I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time I'm having a mid-week … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm a law unto myself–and I break it anyway! I'm a misanthrope–what's your fucking problem? I'm a mutated .sig virus. Copy me into your .sig or risk instant death. I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people. If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay … Continue reading →