Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Real dragons don't sing opera–just torch songs and scales A real friend isn't someone you use and throw away.  A real friend is someone who you use again and again. Real life is reasonable, but it makes a lousy … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A Purple Heart just shows that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive The purpose of art is to hold a mirror up to life.  Life obviously … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back The problem with unwritten laws is that they're so hard to erase Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water–it's easier if it's frozen Professional Nuisance … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Politics is for the moment.  An equation is for eternity. Portions of the preceding were recorded.  As for the rest, I quite fear that it was all in your mind. Possession of the law is no excuse Possessor of a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem Playing in traffic on the information superhighway Please bus your trays–the food that you don't eat today may be the food that eats you tomorrow   Campus Crusade … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 AM Permanent job security is being the only one in the office who reads manuals Permanent Mobile Sabbath–On the Sabbath, it is forbidden to work, even … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Oy vi! Grody to thEmacs! Pagan and Proud Pagan Missionary Paladins were born to raze Hell Paramedics save lives, EMTs save paramedics Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former The only winning move is not to play [with picture of mushroom cloud] An onomatopia is a social-political system that just … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs….Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.  Repeat until BUGS = 0 One more time….this is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Oh my God!  Verhoeven killed Starship Troopers!  You bastard! Oh, no.  Not again. Oh, no, not another learning experience! Oh, please continue with your petty bickering–I find it fascinating Old age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill Old code … Continue reading →