Real dragons don't sing

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  • Real dragons don't sing opera–just torch songs and scales
  • A real friend isn't someone you use and throw away.  A real friend is someone who you use again and again.
  • Real life is reasonable, but it makes a lousy novel
  • Real men write self-modifying code
  • Real programmers don't document.  If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
  • Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell
  • The real world is only a special case
  • Reality corrupts.  Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction
  • Reality is just a transfer gate away
  • Reality is not always probable, or even likely
  • Reality is OK…Just don't make a habit of it
  • Reality is something you rise above
  • Reality is the leading cause of stress
  • Reality is the opiate of the people
  • Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it
  • The reality you have dialed is not in service.  Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
  • Really? What a coincidence–I'm shallow, too!
  • Rebel without a clue
  • Rebooting your brain can be tricky
  • Red meat isn't bad for you.  Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.
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