Stumbleupon Review
- The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back
- The problem with unwritten laws is that they're so hard to erase
- Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water–it's easier if it's frozen
- Professional Nuisance for Hire–name a target, name a place, I'm there
- Program: a magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages
- Programming is a race between programmers trying to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to create bigger and better idiots
- Programming is an art form that fights back
- Programming: The art of debugging an empty text file
- Programming: The art of putting bugs into an empty text file
- Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors
- Projecting empaths–You gotta feel sorry for them
- Prooffreading at it's best
- Proud member of the cultural elite
- PS/2–yesterday's hardware today. OS/2–yesterday's software tomorrow. OS/2 Ext.–today's software real soon now
- Psi Corps is your friend. Trust the corps. It's subliminal, it must be true.
- Psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality in politicians that have never taken them
- Psychiatrists say that one out of four Americans is mentally ill. Check your three closest friends…. If they seem alright, you're the one!
- Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell with an Attitude
- Pundit
- Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel