The perfect lover is one who

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  • The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 AM
  • Permanent job security is being the only one in the office who reads manuals
  • Permanent Mobile Sabbath–On the Sabbath, it is forbidden to work, even on your character
  • The person with the most fabric…is dead.  Where's the estate sale?
  • Personifiers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
  • A person's concepts should exceed their vocabulary, or what's a metaphor?
  • A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms
  • Physics is not a religion.  If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
  • Picard/Guynan  The bald and the beautiful
  • Picard/Riker in 2000  Make it so
  • Pick your enemies carefully–they're harder to get rid of than friends
  • A picture is worth 1024 words
  • [picture of a marijuana leaf on a green triangle]
  • Pigmentally challenged person of gender
  • A pile for everything, and everything in its pile
  • Pinky and the Brain in 2000 Are you pondering what we're pondering?
  • Pipers do it with Amazing Grace
  • Pi r^2   Pie are not square   Pie are round   Cornbread are square
  • Pixel-packin' Mama
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