Stumbleupon Review
- Oy vi! Grody to thEmacs!
- Pagan and Proud
- Pagan Missionary
- Paladins were born to raze Hell
- Paramedics save lives, EMTs save paramedics
- Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized
- Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one
- The paranoids are always the first to suspect
- Parenthood: life without an off switch, a pause button, a rewind button, or a volume control
- Party Vegetable
- Passing directly from barbarism to decadence
- Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life
- Pave the planet One world One people One slab of asphalt
- Peace through superior firepower
- Peace through superior swordplay
- The pen is mightier than the sword, but the full-auto pen with the 100 ink cartridge clip is mightier than that
- Penguin Lust
- People are divided into two groups, the righteous and the unrighteous–and it's the righteous who do the dividing
- People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
- People are SUPPOSED to be inconvenient. If you're too convenient, you aren't doing your job.
- People who fight fire with fire generally end up as ashes
- People will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up and carry on