Only two things are infinite,

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  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
  • The only winning move is not to play [with picture of mushroom cloud]
  • An onomatopia is a social-political system that just sounds good
  • Open up! Mental Health Police
  • Opening night–the night before the play is ready to open
  • Opposite weirdnesses attract–all weirdness is opposite
  • Organization: n. Arrangement in an orderly or logical fashion.  See 'miracle'.
  • OS/2 for PS/2–Half an operating system for half a computer
  • Other people's property comes naturally to me
  • Other sports exist only to keep you occupied until baseball season comes around again
  • Our civilization has grown past that point of barbarism where it's possible to get anything done
  • Our problems are mostly behind us.  What we have to do now is fight the solutions.
  • Our three major weapons are "who", "ps -aux", and "kill -9"…and an almost fanatical devotion to "fastboot"
  • Out of body, back at end of meeting
  • Out of body, back in five minutes
  • Out of mind, back in five minutes
  • Outnumbered, yes.  Outmaneuvered, maybe.  Outclassed, never!
  • Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
  • Overload–core meltdown initiated
  • [picture of gauge past overload]
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